*abruptly switches back to the toney thing*
Decided to base this off whichever sprite pose of Golduck I thought was coolest (Platinum, in this case). Might do that for the next few—who knows. D: It’s already been established that my monathon has been about as consistent as the temperature of a hot pocket.
If Golduck is based on kappa, it should really have a buttsoul-stealing ability.